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Saturday, April 30, 2016

Holodeck Vs Holosuites

Science fiction fans may argue about which they like better - Star Trek or Star Wars.  Vulcan neck pinch trumps a Jedi Force push?  Does a lightsaber get more love and respect than a Klingon Bat'leth? One thing in common with both sci-fi powerhouses, they love using holograms.









The holodeck on a starship is a place to relax and play. If you find yourself at Deep Space Nine, however, you'll have to use a holosuite - run by the Ferengi Quark. What's the difference?  Well, for one, those Galaxy class starships are enormous - big enough to devote an entire deck of space to holographic fun.  On DS9, space is a premium, so your holo adventures may be a wee bit curtailed owing to the cramped space. One thing is clear:  Quark's notion of what is permissible - involving sexuality of all kinds and ways - can't be as conservative as Starfleet's.  Anything goes.  

In purely practical terms, the crew on Picard's Enterprise and on other Starfleet vessels are always being interrupted by fellow crew mates strolling into the holographic fantasies.  It's a sure bet that if Quark's customers had strangers barging into his holosuites - or relationship partners wanting to know their secret sexual desires - his reputation and profit margin would go south faster than the warp drive on the U.S.S. Defiant. 

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Changeling Sex

Deep Space Nine is the Trek spin-off which broke all the rules.  And along the way, it made up an entire new galaxy of them.  The show's primary action was based on a space station - which wasn't even of Starfleet design nor controlled by the UFP - United Federation of Planets.  A myriad of cool and bizarre alien races all met on the always breaking down DS9 or by its Cardassian name, Terok Nor.  Here, they laughed, cried, fought and loved in every way imaginable.  Among them was Constable Odo - the Changeling or one of the Founders.


Played by actor Rene Auberjonois, Odo could shift his jelly like form into anything imaginable.  When he encountered another changeling, they'd merge together into a smaller version of what they called The Great Link - or the gathering of all of their people into one great lake like body of oozing, gelatinous matter.  This linking with one another wasn't simply comfortable, the experience wrapped the participants into an erotic joining so powerful, it nearly made Odo forget his friends and the cause he fought for - that of liberation from his own race, who had subjugated the residents of DS9.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Barclay And His Holo Hotties

This says it all about our favorite Enterprise 1701-D Holodeck addicted crewmember; the transporter psychosis obsessed Lt. Reginald Barclay.




Saturday, April 23, 2016

Sonic Shower

In the mood for a nice, refreshing shower while serving aboard a starship like the Enterprise?  Sure, no problem, just don't expect any water.  On Starfleet vessels like Captain Kirk's Enterprise or Captain Janeway's Voyager, showers are facilitated by sonic technology which scrubs off dirt and grime without an ounce of precious H2O being wasted.



Friday, April 22, 2016

Cosmic Captain Clash - Kirk Vs Picard

Will it ever end?  Captain Kirk or Captain Picard?  Jean-Luc or James Tiberius?  Shatner or Stewart?


Opinions on this topic vary like the energy frequency on a modified phaser, but at least someone made a t-shirt to support their argument. Now, if they would only bring out a pro Picard version.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Orion Cosplay In Starfleet

Orion girls are among the truly iconic woman of Star Trek.  Those jade skinned beauties are some of the most recognizable alien hotties in all of the galaxy.  It's not usually the case that you see them in a Starfleet uniform, but here cosplayer Jessica Lynn brings it home as an Orion serving as an officer in Starfleet. 

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Android Cosplay

TNG fans remember that Data created an android daughter for himself. In the Next Generation episode, The Offspring, we're introduced to the artificial life form Lal - albeit all too briefly. After the sentient android can't deal with the stress of coping with the emotional complexities of the real world, she goes offline or dies.

Here, we see a cosplay character interact with actor Brent Spiner.  She undoubtedly would have made Data's creator - Dr. Noonian Soong - proud as the feminine template for Data and brother Lore's sister.



Dabble in Dabo

When you dabble in Dabo you may gain more than profit.  On Deep Space Nine, Quark's was the place to play the glorious game of galactic chance, Dabo - among other pleasures.  There were always more than a few friendly gals to help you navigate your greedy gambling.  Dabo Girls were quick to help celebrate your big win, or comfort you when you lost all your gold pressed latnium and went broke.


Sunday, April 17, 2016

Captain Kirk's Got The Look

Captain Kirk's got that look.  In the original series episode, Shore Leave, Kirk and the Enterprise crew encounter a Disney like planet full of amusements.  However, this alien planetary romp isn't without its risks.  After more than a few close shaves, Kirk finds time to reminisce about softer moments with a long lost love.




Yeah, we can clearly see - Jim Kirk's got the look.

Saturday, April 16, 2016

Riker Sets His Beard Like His Phaser

Starfleet phasers have many power settings for many uses.  For Commander Will Riker's beard, there really is only one setting that he swears by.


Thursday, April 14, 2016

Kirk - The Most Interesting Captain In Starfleet

Captain Kirk means many things to many people.  He's a brave, resourceful Starship captain - one of the most decorated in all of Starfleet.  Alien races have lionized him and demonized him.  The Klingons, in particular, have a special place in their collective hearts for this daring human being.  Woman all over the galaxy have his personal communicator code.  He's the most interesting man in the United Federation Of Planets.


He also seems to go shirtless quite a lot.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Star Trek Sex - The App - Now in the Play Store





Download Star Trek Sex The App 
Available in the Play Store.

Is The Beard Evil or Sexy?

The Beard.  Riker did it.  Data tried to do it.  Geordi even tried the lusty lure of the beard.  Before all of them, there was that naughty Mister Spock from that alternate universe who did the facial hair thing in a most logical way.


Mirror, Mirror on the wall:  Is the beard sexy or evil?  Maybe both?

Saturday, April 9, 2016

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Star Trek Talk - EP.7 - William Stape Chat on Star Trek Sex



I had a blast on this show.  Jonathan & Shaun are great, engaging hosts. These guys are gonna go far!

Monday, April 4, 2016

Musical Duel

Those star spawned, sci-fi sagas boast sounds from the future and rousing tunes from a galaxy far, far away.  Which soundtrack puts you more in touch with the Force?  What music engages your warp factor?  

Let's face it:  Music is just as important as visuals and dialogue, and with these two, the music is always memorable.


http://www.oregonlive.com/music/index.ssf/2016/03/star_wars_vs_star_trek_music.html

Saturday, April 2, 2016

Trek Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Vulcans really know how to turn a memorable phrase.  Live Long & Prosper.  Infinite Diversity Infinite Combination.  Fascinating.  Logic dictates.  Etc.  You could even say Vulcans know how to rap.


Check out Mister Spock flashing that Vulcan peace sign.  Vulcan philosophy?  Maybe it's simply good old fashioned common sense.