Who gets the most action in the
Star Trek universe? Captain Kirk flirting with those green skinned Orion beauties? Vulcan Spock in his 7 year mating cycle? 7 years?! That's
Pon Too Farr! And no, it's not that bearded wonder Commander Riker getting busy with Troi or fully functioning Data programmed in multiple techniques. The most sexually productive creature of them all by far is the hairy little fuzzball known as the Tribble.
In the original series episode,
The Trouble With Tribbles, Dr. McCoy established the fact that the little fuzzy beasts are literally born pregnant. Most recently, the fur balls made an appearance in the feature film,
Star Trek: Into Darkness. Tribbles are hated by Klingons, so if you want to piss one off, simply put those purring fuzzballs to good use. As Scotty would say, "It'll be no tribble at all!"
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