The Secret Life Of Trek Pets

Like your pets?  Of course you do - don't we all?  Will we still love our pets in the far flung future?  Data loved his pet cat.  Captain Picard had Livingston - his lion fish, floating around in his aquarium in his Ready Room on Enterprise.  Pets are such a big part of most everyone's lives, and they're going to be found in the future.  Check out my new TrekNews article on The Secret Life of Trek Pets.

http://www.treknews.net/2017/04/27/secret-life-trek-pets/

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All your Tribbles will be so far away............

Dr. McCoy - Can You Tell Me About Those Horny Tribbles?

Dear Dr. McCoy - What's with all the fuzzy, purring lint balls clogging up the place lately?  What are these things, and why the hell do we keep getting more of them?  -- Signed, Clueless In Warp Drive Maintenance

Dear Clueless In Warp Drive Maintenance, Tribbles are born pregnant. Enuff said?  Well, there is more, but suffice to say that the more you feed them, the more they breed like Bolian Bunnies. Sounds kind of like those Gremlins too - don't you think?  I've always wondered about that myself....

Tribbles or Trubbles - Donald Trump's Hair Next Pet Fad?

Are tribbles the next pet fad?  Would pet owners really love owning a fuzzy, purring lint ball who is born pregnant?  What about their resemblance to a certain presidential candidate?







Could Donald Trump mass produce tribbles and TRUMP them up?

TRIBBLES or TRUBBLES?

Star Trek Sexy Spotlight - Tribbles

Who gets the most action in the Star Trek universe?  Captain Kirk flirting with those green skinned Orion beauties?  Vulcan Spock in his 7 year mating cycle?  7 years?!  That's Pon Too Farr!  And no, it's not that bearded wonder Commander Riker getting busy with Troi or fully functioning Data programmed in multiple techniques.  The most sexually productive creature of them all by far is the hairy little fuzzball known as the Tribble.

In the original series episode, The Trouble With Tribbles, Dr. McCoy established the fact that the little fuzzy beasts are literally born pregnant.  Most recently, the fur balls made an appearance in the feature film, Star Trek: Into Darkness.  Tribbles are hated by Klingons, so if you want to piss one off, simply put those purring fuzzballs to good use.  As Scotty would say, "It'll be no tribble at all!"