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Barclay And His Holo Hotties

This says it all about our favorite Enterprise 1701-D Holodeck addicted crewmember; the transporter psychosis obsessed Lt. Reginald Barclay.

Sonic Shower

In the mood for a nice, refreshing shower while serving aboard a starship like the Enterprise?  Sure, no problem, just don't expect any water.  On Starfleet vessels like Captain Kirk's Enterprise or Captain Janeway's Voyager, showers are facilitated by sonic technology which scrubs off dirt and grime without an ounce of precious H2O being wasted.

Cosmic Captain Clash - Kirk Vs Picard

Will it ever end?  Captain Kirk or Captain Picard?  Jean-Luc or James Tiberius?  Shatner or Stewart?

Opinions on this topic vary like the energy frequency on a modified phaser, but at least someone made a t-shirt to support their argument. Now, if they would only bring out a pro Picard version.

Orion Cosplay In Starfleet

Orion girls are among the truly iconic woman of Star Trek.  Those jade skinned beauties are some of the most recognizable alien hotties in all of the galaxy.  It's not usually the case that you see them in a Starfleet uniform, but here cosplayer Jessica Lynn brings it home as an Orion serving as an officer in Starfleet. 

Android Cosplay

TNG fans remember that Data created an android daughter for himself. In the Next Generation episode, The Offspring, we're introduced to the artificial life form Lal - albeit all too briefly. After the sentient android can't deal with the stress of coping with the emotional complexities of the real world, she goes offline or dies.

Here, we see a cosplay character interact with actor Brent Spiner.  She undoubtedly would have made Data's creator - Dr. Noonian Soong - proud as the feminine template for Data and brother Lore's sister.

Dabble in Dabo

When you dabble in Dabo you may gain more than profit.  On Deep Space Nine, Quark's was the place to play the glorious game of galactic chance, Dabo - among other pleasures.  There were always more than a few friendly gals to help you navigate your greedy gambling.  Dabo Girls were quick to help celebrate your big win, or comfort you when you lost all your gold pressed latnium and went broke.

Captain Kirk's Got The Look

Captain Kirk's got that look.  In the original series episode, Shore Leave, Kirk and the Enterprise crew encounter a Disney like planet full of amusements.  However, this alien planetary romp isn't without its risks.  After more than a few close shaves, Kirk finds time to reminisce about softer moments with a long lost love.

Yeah, we can clearly see - Jim Kirk's got the look.

Riker Sets His Beard Like His Phaser

Starfleet phasers have many power settings for many uses.  For Commander Will Riker's beard, there really is only one setting that he swears by.

Kirk - The Most Interesting Captain In Starfleet

Captain Kirk means many things to many people.  He's a brave, resourceful Starship captain - one of the most decorated in all of Starfleet.  Alien races have lionized him and demonized him.  The Klingons, in particular, have a special place in their collective hearts for this daring human being.  Woman all over the galaxy have his personal communicator code.  He's the most interesting man in the United Federation Of Planets.

He also seems to go shirtless quite a lot.

A Borg Hanging Out In Comfy Slippers

Seven of Nine strolling around the Paramount lot - dig those comfy slippers!

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Is The Beard Evil or Sexy?

The Beard.  Riker did it.  Data tried to do it.  Geordi even tried the lusty lure of the beard.  Before all of them, there was that naughty Mister Spock from that alternate universe who did the facial hair thing in a most logical way.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall:  Is the beard sexy or evil?  Maybe both?

Jamaharon Anyone?

If you visit the pleasure planet of Risa, you'd better know what this means.

A Defiant USS Defiant

Tough little ship.

Star Trek Talk - EP.7 - William Stape Chat on Star Trek Sex

I had a blast on this show.  Jonathan & Shaun are great, engaging hosts. These guys are gonna go far!

Musical Duel

Those star spawned, sci-fi sagas boast sounds from the future and rousing tunes from a galaxy far, far away.  Which soundtrack puts you more in touch with the Force?  What music engages your warp factor?  

Let's face it:  Music is just as important as visuals and dialogue, and with these two, the music is always memorable.

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Trek Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Vulcans really know how to turn a memorable phrase.  Live Long & Prosper.  Infinite Diversity Infinite Combination.  Fascinating.  Logic dictates.  Etc.  You could even say Vulcans know how to rap.

Check out Mister Spock flashing that Vulcan peace sign.  Vulcan philosophy?  Maybe it's simply good old fashioned common sense.

Romance Is A Place Called Ten Forward

Name the most romantic spot you've ever had the pleasure of visiting, and I'll bet that Ten Forward has it beat.  The bar or lounge of Captain Picard's Enterprise can serve as a moody relaxation spot, a place for friends to gather after a tough away mission, but with its majestic windows and sweeping views of the whole of the galaxy itself, Ten Forward sets a romantic tone like no other.

Love Hurts Or Scares A Starfleet Captain

Love me!  Captain Jean-Luc Picard gets into a Fatal Attraction like scene with an emotional alien.

A stalker isn't funny to the one being stalked, but in the Next Generation episode, Liasons, Picard gets the stalker like treatment from an odd woman named Anna.  Turns out she's just one of those wacky aliens who wish to study the perplexing concept of human love.  Where's Glenn Close when you don't need her?

Imzadi - The Betazoid Concept Of Beloved

Of all the many alien races depicted on the various Star Trek shows and in the movies, those of the planet Betazed may be the most romantic one of all.  The Deltans - first seen in ST: The Motion Picture - could be considered the most sexual, but for the similarly telepathic and empathetic Betazoids, there's a concept they call Imazdi - translated basically as one's beloved.

In The Next Generation, Counselor Deanna Troi calls her new crewmate Will Riker her Imzadi - right off the bat in the pilot, Encounter As Farpoint.  These two were romantically linked before their tour of duty on Captain Picard's Galaxy class starship, and that blazing romantic torch song never really ended. By the time of their marriage in Star Trek: Nemesis, Riker and Troi have seen the ups and downs of a romance which could only be properly encapsulated by the concept of Imzadi.  Interesting note:  A platonic love or deep friendship can also be characterized as Imzadi.

Not The Hell Your Whales

Spock and his Vulcan mind meld made for some memorable episode moments as well as in the feature films.  One of the more thrilling and awe inspiring moments - not to mention hilarious - was a highlight in the Leonard Nimoy directed film, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

After mind melding with the two humpback whales, Spock learns that Gracie is pregnant.  What follows is a race to remove George and Gracie from captivity and time travel them to Captain Kirk's era to tell that pesky probe what to do with itself.  With recent news of SeaWorld's announcement to permanently suspend their whale performance act, it's a sure thing Enterprise's science officer would have approved wholeheartedly.   

The Skant Beguiles

Do the Skant!  No, it's not a new dance craze nor a slick and hip, hip-hop rhyme.  It's what Deanna Troi wore occasionally on Star Trek: The Next Generation's debut season.  Somewhere in between a skirt and a pair of pants lies the beguiling mystery of the skant.  

For the record, the guys weren't immune to the fashion faux pas either. Infinite Diversity Infinite Combinations, indeed!  Sung to The Hustle - Do the Skant!

Demora Sulu

Mister Sulu, fire phasers - and, by the way, is that your daughter? Indeed, as a bridge officer on Captain Kirk's Starship Enterprise, Hikaru Sulu (George Takei) is a very busy Starfleet professional.  However, in his personal life, he still found time to have a family.

Demora Sulu - Actress Jacqueline Kim

50th Anniversary Art Exhibit

Set phasers on fun for the Star Trek 50th Art Exhibit